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1/24/2025

By Goblin News Network

Olive Garden Breadsticks Save the Day! Goblin Nation Accepts Unlimited Breadsticks as 'Greenface' Reparations

The invasion of the human world is off. The Goblin Nation has dropped its threat over the *Goblins Gone Wild* greenface scandal in exchange for a lifetime supply of unlimited breadsticks from Darden Restaurants, parent company of Olive Gard...

#olive-garden #darden-restaurants #unlimited-breadsticks #goblins-gone-wild #elder-gnarltooth #reparations

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