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11/12/2024

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Stumped by Tech! Survey Finds Elders Call Everything Wi-Fi

A survey by the Goblin Technological Institute (GTI) has found that most goblins cannot tell cell service, cable internet and Wi-Fi apart, and that goblins of the "boomer" generation refer to all three, and occasionally to electricity, as "...

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