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All Dispatches Filed Under #brain-implants

4/1/2025

By Jenny "The Seer" Nubwort

Embracing the Mundane: My Life as a Post-Augment Human

Before my Neuralink implant, I was an average Jane with a weakness for jigsaw puzzles and reality TV. Now, with enhanced senses and cognition, I have found a whole new world of wonder in the most unexpected places. Take watching paint dry. ...

#neuralink #brain-implants #superintelligence #perception #op-ed

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3/25/2025

By Goblin News Network

The Great Boredom: How Neural Implants Killed Fun (and Made Everything Too Easy)

TITUSVILLE, FL — Neuralink implants were sold as a marvel. Now that millions of people have superhuman intelligence on tap, the main side effect is boredom. "I used to love chess," said local enthusiast Mork Robbleton. "Now everyone plays a...

#neuralink #superintelligence #boredom #titusville #brain-implants

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