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7/14/2025

By Goblin News Network

Gnarfúnkel's Wisdom Questioned as Birth Certificate Reveals He Was Born 'the Dull'

A leaked birth certificate shows that the esteemed scholar Gnarfúnkel the Wise was registered at birth as Gnarfúnkel the Dull. Critics at the Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy say it explains a lot: the rambling essays, the obscure vocab...

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