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11/2/2026

By Goblin News Network

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR MUD!" - Disastrous Coffee Mascot Pitch Fails to Capture Focus Group Approval

Artisanal coffee conglomerate **Carpathian Roast Co.** officially fired its entire twelve-person marketing department this morning following the catastrophic $44 million test-market failure of its new flagship brand mascot: a heavily caffei...

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