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12/28/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Briefly Considers "Messing With America's Boats," Then Remembers Pearl Harbor

In a closed-door session fraught with desperation, the Goblin Council of Elders briefly considered a daring plan to provoke the United States: "messing with America's boats." The idea was swiftly abandoned after a chilling reminder of Pearl...

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