Quiz: Which Infamous Dictator Are You? (And Why You Should Absolutely Never Be One)

Your ideal morning routine includes:

• Reviewing invasion plans over a rare single-origin coffee
• Inspecting the colossal monument to yourself
• A rousing speech to the adoring masses
• Purging your inner circle before breakfast
• Touring the countryside to enforce agricultural reform
• Marching the intellectuals out of the city
• Painting a self-portrait while contemplating a grand scheme