A wave of outrage has swept the Goblin Nation's nationalist factions, who are denouncing the Pixie-Powered Pooper and demanding the removal of every gnome from the sewers.
"This is an outrage!" cried Grungle Gritsnatcher, the former farmer and soothsayer who now leads the Goblin Purity League. "First we let those pesky gnomes back into our sewers, and now we're enslaving innocent pixies to clean up our mess? A disgrace to goblin-kind!"
The nationalists say the Pooper betrays goblin values by relying on foreign magic and foreign labor for a problem goblins should handle themselves.
"We are a proud and resourceful people," declared Gnarlene Gnarltooth, the Elder's daughter, in her nationalist phase. "We don't need pixies to clean up our poop. We need to roll up our sleeves, grab our shovels and take care of our own business."
They also warn of pixie retaliation. "The pixies are not to be trifled with," said Gristle Grotsnarl, a self-proclaimed expert in pixie folklore. "Anger them and they'll curse us: our mushrooms into toadstools, our ale into vinegar."
The Goblin Council of Elders has called an emergency meeting on the Pooper's future. Until it decides, goblins are advised not to flush anything non-biodegradable, lest they incur the wrath of the Pixie Liberation Front, which nobody had heard of until this morning and which already has a logo.
