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Foreign affairs, treaties and everyone beyond Mudwick Isle.

23 stories filed

WorldAug 25

Gurglesnot's Asian Odyssey: A Whirlwind of Diplomatic Disasters and Dazzling Displays

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WorldAug 15

Goblin-China Alliance Yields New Territory: "Goblin Korea" Emerges in Northeast Asia

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WorldAug 7

Goblin Council Threatens China With Famine, China Responds With Silence (and Extra Soy Sauce)

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WorldJul 26

Goblin Nation Inks Landmark Trade Agreement With China: GNN Unveils Exotic Imports!

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WorldJul 6

China Embraces Goblin Nation, NBA Courts Chaotic B-Ball League After Dunk Crater Incident

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WorldJun 18

Goblins Propose "Nuclear Football" Trade for Elder Gurglesnot: US Government Stunned by Audacious Offer

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WorldJun 16

US Seeks to Acquire Elder Gurglesnot for Military Research: Goblin Council Torn Between Gold and Governance

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WorldMar 26

Goblin Nation Accuses Great Britain of Stealing Mudwick Isle's Shape, Demands Reparations

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WorldMar 16

World Leaders Collectively Shrug at Goblin Religious War: "Good Luck With That"

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WorldMar 15

Attention, Diplomats: Mudwick Isle Opens Its Ports and a New Airport (Cautiously)

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