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12/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

Party Cannon Armada Unleashed on the Squirrel-Held DMZ in Defiance of the DM's Ruling

Under cover of darkness and a thick fog of fermented mushroom juice, the goblin fleet has opened up on the Squirrel Empire's forest with every Party Cannon it owns. The Dungeon Master banned the Party Cannon from the Meat Grinder three week...

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