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7/8/2025

By Goblin News Network

SpaceX Under Fire... Literally: Falcon 9 Launch Sparks Hysteria

TITUSVILLE, FL — SpaceX is facing criticism again after a successful Falcon 9 launch. This time the complaint isn't the environment or safety protocols. It's that the rocket was launched directly into a raging inferno. Witnesses along the I...

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