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1/29/2025

By Goblin News Network

Olive Garden Mania Sweeps Goblin Nation as Orthodox Pastafarians Declare Darden CEO a Saint

The Goblin Nation is awash in garlic butter and parmesan. Olive Garden franchises are sprouting like mushrooms after rain, from cave-side trattorias to underground grotto restaurants, and the logo and the endless basket have become symbols ...

#olive-garden #unlimited-breadsticks #rick-cardenas #orthodox-pastafarians #high-priest-gnarly #elder-gnarltooth

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