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10/28/2025

By Goblin News Network

US Launches Daring Rescue Mission for TikToker Detained in North Korea After Ill-Advised Prank

The United States has launched Operation Dimwit, a high-stakes mission to extract an American citizen detained in North Korea after a TikTok stunt went wrong. The citizen, whose name has not been released, was arrested after posting a video...

#operation-dimwit #north-korea #tiktok #influencers #rescue-mission

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