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1/10/2026

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Announces Minimum Wage for Gnomes and Fast-Track Work Visas

Two months after expelling the gnomes, the Goblin Council of Elders has announced a minimum wage for gnome workers and a streamlined visa to bring more of them back. "We have listened to the gnome community," said Elder Gnarltooth, sounding...

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