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6/22/2025

By Gnarfúnkel the Wise

A Gøblin Schølär's Træatise ón thē Ēlusive Diphthǿng

Greetings, felløw sēekers of knøwlēdge. It is I, Gñarfúnkel thē Wīse, here to settle the questiøn that has pērplexed the Gøblin Natión: does the diphthǿng exist? A diphthǿng is twǿ vǿwel søunds in one syllåble, like the "oi" in "cøin." Huma...

#gnarfunkel-the-wise #linguistics #diphthongs #op-ed #the-oracle #goblish

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6/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

Linguistic Chaos as Goblins Question Whether Diphthongs Exist

The Goblin Nation has turned its attention to linguistics, and specifically to whether the diphthong is real. "Diphthongs? Bah!" Supreme Leader Grungle told the Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy. "These 'double sounds' are a conspiracy c...

#linguistics #diphthongs #grungle #goblin-academy-of-linguistic-anarchy #goblin-linguist-liberation-front #goblish

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