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3/24/2025

By Goblin News Network

Rigatonia Forges Unholy Alliance: Trolls, Gnomes and Re-Reformed Pastafarians Unite Against Goblin Council

The Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarians, the extremist faction now ruling Rigatonia, have announced an alliance with local trolls and a company of gnome mercenaries. The coalition, united by a shared wish to topple the Goblin Council of Eld...

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