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1/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Flying Spaghetti Monster Ascends: Goblin Council Declares Pastafarianism the Official Religion

One day after the 80th Groundbourne Infantry came home from Jamaica with a spaghetti monster, the Goblin Council of Elders has made the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster the Goblin Nation's official religion. The push came from the reg...

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