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5/31/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Task Force Raids Suspected Cult, Finds Churchgoers at a Potluck

After weeks of surveillance, a heavily armed Goblin Task Force stormed a suspected cult hideout on the outskirts of Mudwick Isle in an operation codenamed Goblin Stomp. The intelligence was alarming: chanting, dancing and large quantities o...

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