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11/27/2024

By Grumblebum McSnarkle

The Unexpected Perks of Perpetual Car Shopping: How I Accidentally Became a Used-Car Tycoon

I've always been a loner. Books, espresso, quiet evenings in the cave. A few months ago I wandered onto a used-car lot on US-1, just to kick some tires. The salespeople weren't pushy. They were friendly. They asked about my life. We talked ...

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