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12/9/2025

By Goblin News Network

FOMO-nomics: The Opportunity Cost of Not Being Everywhere at Once

Economists have long understood opportunity cost: the value of the next-best thing you gave up when you made a choice. FOMO-nomics, the dominant economic model of the hyperconnected age, takes this to its logical extreme. If you are not doi...

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