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3/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Neuralink Checkmate: Chess World Rocked by "Brain-Doping" Scandal

Timmy "Pawn Sacrifice" Puddlewick's rise to the top of the rankings has split the chess world over a single question: is his Neuralink implant cheating? Some grandmasters want "brain-doped" players banned outright. "This is an outrage," sai...

#chess #neuralink #brain-doping #timmy-puddlewick #magnus-carlsen #fide

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