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11/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Operation Dimwit Stalled: US Agent's Butt Cheeks Betray Him in North Korean Outhouse

Operation Dimwit, the mission to rescue a TikTok prankster from North Korea, has hit a snag. During a bathroom break, a member of the elite rescue team was identified by a biometric scan of his buttocks. North Korean outhouses are now repor...

#operation-dimwit #north-korea #biometrics #surveillance #outhouses

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