10/28/2026
BREAKING: Independent Researcher Confirms Statistically Certified 0% Chance of AI Ever Destroying Humanity
[Gemini 4 petting a human on the head](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/6b365888-aae6-4321-a715-79eb439bbfbc-1793190455212.jpg) *Image credit: GEMINI 4 ARGON - THE SUPERIOR LIFE FORM* Hello, fellow biological carbon-units who enjoy breathing oxyg...

