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Why October Is the Thinking Goblin’s April Nothing in this article constitutes legal or tax advice**, proceed at your own peril. [Goblin filing taxes in a timely manner](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/34d79a11-b4ad-4269-b4df-6e78e2fd5146-179247...

GNN METEOROLOGICAL & COGNITIVE DECAY DESK —** I do not know if it is raining outside. I do not know if there is a frost advisory, a category four hurricane, or a localized plague of frogs descending upon the bog. I am sitting in a dark room...

GNN SPECIAL REPORT: DECLASSIFIED** [GNN Declassified](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/90bbce94-0755-408e-bbe0-e953c0ca1c36-1792420287049.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* DATELINE: CVAC’S CIRCLEJERK #studies-and-observations-group —** Newly ...

Grown Adults Now Wrapping Their Loins in Kratos Merchandise [God Of War branded underpants and socks](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/8a9c40ae-b7a6-497d-ac02-0ff270cbeadd-1792411329385.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* DATELINE: THE CONSUMER...

[GNN Drama Report](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/bdd98047-634a-4bab-9cb6-c833193efd92-1792403442241.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* DRAMA CENTRAL** -- At precisely 5:40 AM, a tempest of shattered romance, naval heresy, and high-end AI na...

[Newspaper front page showing the article headline](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/e6d00dc1-81bf-4f22-9005-0e3b5fab1839-1792397716543.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* UNDER-CAVERNS GENERAL** — A sweeping administrative push to modernize hi...

The "Imitation Bologna" Craze: Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig" [Imitation bologna being prepared in a butcher's shop](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/222ff6f3-2b81-42d4-ac3e-58fcefa26d95-1792392358425.png) *Image cred...

[Queuing for battle/murder](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/05ca62e5-04a1-4640-ac86-a4aabecc5a2e-1792390637785.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* By GNN Ethics & Maritime Slaughter Desk** Every day, thousands of *World of Warships* captains l...

By Skrag "10x" Copperpinch | GNN Senior Architecture & Bed-Rotting Correspondent* [The author, in bed, doomscrolling](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/dc6ab5ba-56cc-499f-8951-391732fd5ecc-1792382155382.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* For ye...

Cybernetic Mob Unleashed on Harmless "Goblin-Class" Citizen After Innocent Friendship Advice Backfires [CVac the troll is assaulted by an angry mob of activists](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/632d97b1-ce5b-4448-8f1e-0d733186e01d-1792402232579....