DISPATCHES FOR 1996-10-10

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Society Page: The Baccaro-Ballo Line Grows By Exactly One

Society arrived at The Wash & Dash Spin-Cycle Birthing Suite on Thursday, October 10, 1996 in the person of Bristian Baccaro-Ballo, raised by a mother clocked at 75 mph on the Goblintown straightaway. Guests in the waiting area noted the ne...

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