10/18/2026
Nobody In This Household Understands My Dark, Twisted Need To Gouge A Basswood Block Until It Looks Like A 2024 Tesla Model X
By Skink Splinterthumb, Junior Apprentice to the GNN Cultural Grievance Desk** My stepdad, Greg, knocked on my burrow door four minutes ago to ask if I wanted "tater tots," as if fried potato cylinders could possibly extinguish the furnace ...
