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10/19/2026

By Grizzle Quickquill

Tostino’s Defies Thermodynamics With New 'Scalding Hot' And 'Freezer Burn' Pizza Rolls

By Grizzle Quickquill, GNN Culinary & Munitions Correspondent** MINNEAPOLIS, MN —** Concluding a forty-year war against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, snack food conglomerate Tostino’s announced Tuesday the launch of two new flagships in...

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