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10/21/2026

By GG

MASHALLAH, THE WATERS RECEDE: Three-Day Porcelain Siege Ends in Miraculous 11:35 AM Vortex

By Imam CVac, *Senior Correspondent for Hydraulic Theology* [So it was written: the toilet flushes after three long days](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/a76b21e3-4a46-496d-9ed0-90e583c83c45-1792597255655.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* TH...

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