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Review: Tallowgate Hall's AI Banns Concierge, 2.5 Stars, Finds 3,106 Weddings Were Held at the Wrong Address

The venue's new matchmaking add-on was installed to catch dishonest couples and instead audited the Hall's own 1974 licence, which belongs to the eel store next door.* Verdict: ★★½ out of five. Accurate to a fault, and only the venue is the...

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