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10/7/2026
By Tyrone Biggums

The Great Nail Clipper Conspiracy: Exposed!

SKREEEE! NAIL-SNIPPER TYRANTS UNMASKED! BIG BEAUTY'S BOGGLE-JUICE EXPOSED! YER CLAWS! ALWAYS POKIN' OUT, EMPTYIN' YER SCRAP-POUCH FOR THOSE SMOOTH-SKIN MANI-PEDIS? EVER WONDER WHY YER TALONS STRETCH LIKE BAD OOZE, ALWAYS REACHING? WE SNIFFE...

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