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Beetlejuice and The Angry Drunken Dwarf roasting each other (MUST WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO)

Published: 10/9/2026, 5:30:15 PM

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Please, for the love of all that is grimy and green, watch the WHOLE VIDEO and let us know what happens in the comments below. Because we here at GNN, in our infinite (and apparently, foolish) wisdom, did not follow the instructions. And those instructions, dear readers, appear to be mandatory.

We're not entirely sure what the consequences are for not watching the entire video, but the way the title is phrased... well, it has us feeling a bit, shall we say, nervous. Our usual intern, Squeaky, hasn't been seen since he only watched the first minute.

Please, save us from whatever eldritch or simply embarrassing fate awaits us for our oversight! Tell us what happens in the video!

Many thanks, and may your gold pouches always be full (and your video instructions always followed).

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