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GNN EXCLUSIVE: SUMG FLAG OFFICER RECEIVES 10,000,000 YEARS IN GULAG

Published: 10/13/2026, 12:36:01 PM

In a swift enforcement of community rules, Super Unicum Music Group (SUMG) flag officer Buttch33x has been sentenced to 10,000,000 years in the Gulag following an abuse of power within the "CVac's Circlejerk" Discord server.

The controversy began during a random battle, which led to banter between the users. Verstandnis subsequently chastised Buttch33x inside "the Octagon," a channel set aside exclusively for World of Warships shitposting. Following the exchange, Buttch33x abused his position by kicking local goobers Verstandnis and AJ from the server.

The retaliatory removals caught the attention of leadership. Executive Producer CVac publicly defended the actions of the shitposters and declared that Buttch33x was in direct violation of goblin conduct standards, prompting the massive 10-million-year Gulag sentence.

Following the ruling, both AJ and Verstandnis were restored to good standing in the server. The community is now collectively laughing at the situation.

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