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In his latest cultural immersion project, intrepid Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev trades his mankini for a vodka-soaked lab coat in "Borat's Boozy Blitz," a mockumentary that skewers health documentaries and celebrates the questionable jo...
A groundbreaking study conducted by yours truly, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of fine spirits and questionable decisions, has thoroughly debunked the belief that moderate wine consumption is good for you. The research suggests instead that...
Congratulations on your new citizenship! The excitement is understandable, but it's crucial to prepare for the unforeseen, especially if your new home country has a history of conflict or political instability, and especially since it is no...
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Ditch your bulky laptop. The groundbreaking Leg64 GPU, designed to complement the latest ARM64 processors, is set to turn mobile devices into miniature supercomputers, with some surprising side effects. Unprecedented power The Leg64 isn't j...
The Danish toy company LEGO has been awarded the contract to build the U.S. Navy's next-generation supercarrier. (The Senate briefing memo called it Swedish. Nobody on the committee corrected it.) Politicians and defense experts are questio...
The tale of Benjamin Button is getting a radical reimagining, with Nicolas Cage taking on every single role. Yes, you read that right. Every. Single. Role. Cage uncaged From the elderly infant Benjamin to the youthful Daisy and everyone in ...
Get ready for a thrilling new addition to the CSI franchise as "CSI: Abu Dhabi" premieres exclusively on MET next week. The series takes viewers into the heart of forensic investigation in the vibrant city of Abu Dhabi. Led by the brilliant...
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars (a fitting end to a beloved series)** After six seasons of political intrigue, bloody battles and shocking twists, "Game of Thrones" finally came to a close with a season that, while not without flaws, delivered a s...
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