Have you ever wondered about AC? Many people wonder about AC every single day. There are so many of them in the world, exactly 130 to be specific. But which AC is the best one?
We at Goblin News Network sat down and looked at all 130 of the ACs that exist anywhere. To save you time, we did not write down 120 of them. Instead, here is our definitive, completely objective countdown of the top 10 ACs ever made. Number four will make you think about things!
10. Air Conditioner
Sometimes it is hot outside, but then you turn this on and it is not hot anymore inside. It blows the cold air around the room. Many rooms have one in the window or in the ceiling. If you do not have cold air, you might be warm. This makes it a very solid AC to start our list of all 130 ACs.
9. Animal Crossing
This is a video game made by Japan. In the game, you go to a town or an island. You pick up sticks and sell pears to a raccoon named Tom Nook. He makes you pay a mortgage, which is very realistic. Lots of people played this on the Nintendo Switch when they were not allowed to go outside.
8. Armor Class
When someone tries to swing a sword at you, you want this number to be high. If your number is low, the goblin hits you. If the number is high, the goblin misses. It is found on a piece of paper when you play tabletop roleplaying games. It has no temperature, unlike number ten.
7. Alternating Current
Thomas Edison hated this one, but Nikola Tesla was a big fan. The electrons do not just go in a straight line; they go back and forth very fast. It comes out of the holes in your wall. Do not put a fork in there, because the AC will hurt you.
6. Atlantic City
This is a municipality located in the state of New Jersey. It has a boardwalk and casinos where people lose their rent money. The game of Monopoly took the street names from here, such as Marvin Gardens. It smells like the ocean and salt water taffy.
5. AC/DC
They are an Australian rock band with guitars. The lead guitarist wears shorts like a small child going to an old British school. They wrote songs about thunder, highways to hell, and dirty deeds done for cheap. If you turn the volume knob to the right, they become louder.
4. Assassin's Creed
You put on a hoodie and stab a pope. Then you climb to the very top of a church and jump into a wagon full of hay. You do not break your legs because the hay cushions you completely. There is also a computer in the future that lets you remember being an ancient guy.
3. Anderson Cooper
He is a man who reads the news on television. His initials are A and C, which clearly qualifies him for this list. He has very neat silver hair and often stands outside during hurricanes to show people that wind is real. He is very famous.
2. Apple Cider
Apples grow on trees, then people smash them until the juice comes out, but it is browner and thicker than regular apple juice. You drink it when leaves change color. You can heat it up with a stick of cinnamon. It tastes like fall.
1. AC-130 Gunship
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Coming in at number one on our list of every AC from 1 to 130 is the Lockheed AC-130 Gunship. It is an extremely massive military airplane with massive cannons sticking out of the left side. It flies in circles over things and shoots them from very far away in the sky. It is easily the most powerful AC on this entire list, except maybe the apple drink.
Which of the 130 ACs was your favorite? Did we miss your favorite AC between numbers 11 and 130? Leave a comment below, smash that like button, and check back tomorrow for our ranking of every single TV from 1 to 400!
