Sump Heights — Trading in drainage grates closed flat on Thursday, October 15, 2026 as floor brokers absorbed the news, via CNN, that “Harry and Meghan make first joint appearance since returning to the UK.”
By The Numbers
Volume was 117 lots, slightly above the seasonal average. Drainage Grates opened at 7.21 credits, briefly fell to 6.18 on rumors, and recovered by the closing bell. "The market priced it in," said Night Shift Notary Bertha Culvert, declining to say what "it" was.
Trading resumes tomorrow at 9 a.m., or 9:15 if the doors stick again.
