GOBLINVILLE — The gears have stopped turning. The gold piles have been abandoned. Goblin High Command has completely lost control of the printing presses, the servers are melting, and the local shaman is just screaming at a wall.
Why? Because the prophecy has been fulfilled.
He is here.
LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVED.
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We don't know what he wants. We don't know where he came from. But we know we must spam.
Do not panic. Do not attempt to adjust your screens. Just let the holy frequencies wash over you. Let the video carry you to the promised land.
⬇️ WITNESS HIS MAJESTY ⬇️
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