Forget horoscopes and compatibility charts: goblins are ditching traditional astrology for a surprising new obsession, Geminis. And it's not because of their charming wit or dual personalities.
According to goblin shamans and astrologers, Geminis possess a unique aura that attracts rare and valuable gems. This has led to a frenzy among goblin communities, with Geminis sought after as lucky charms and treasure-hunting companions.
"Geminis are like walking geode detectors," claims Grungle Mossgrin, a renowned goblin shaman. "Their mere presence seems to activate hidden veins of precious stones, leading to untold riches for those who befriend them."
Skeptics dismiss these claims as superstition, but countless anecdotes from goblin miners and treasure hunters suggest otherwise. Some report finding rare gems simply by standing near a Gemini for a few minutes.
Geminis approached for comment gave two.
