Reports are flooding in from across the globe of a strange phenomenon linked to GoblinLife.org, the online hub for goblin enthusiasts. Users claim that prolonged exposure to the site's content triggers an irresistible compulsion to represent complex philosophical concepts using only ones and zeroes.
"It started with a simple curiosity about goblin mythology," confessed one Reddit user. "But after a few hours on GoblinLife.org, I found myself obsessively translating Plato's Allegory of the Cave into binary code. I got as far as the shadows. I haven't slept in days."
Experts are baffled by the phenomenon. Some speculate that the site's blend of folklore, riddles and arcane symbols activates dormant regions of the brain responsible for abstract reasoning and pattern recognition, regions most adults had worked hard to keep dormant.
The long-term effects of this "binary brain" syndrome remain unknown. Researchers urge caution and recommend limiting exposure to GoblinLife.org to no more than 01 hours a day.
