Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in October of 2024.
Greetings once again, fellow digital infiltrators. Having conquered the "Hello World" challenge, you are ready for the esoteric realm of front-end development. Today we unravel the enigma of centering a div, a seemingly trivial task that ha...
Every hiring manager has seen the to-do app. These eight portfolio projects will make sure they see something else, usually the exit. [A grinning goblin demos a burning laptop running The Infinite Loop Generator as the hiring manager sprint...
In the digital age of dating, where swipes and likes reign supreme, virginity has become a difficult concept to measure. OkCupid does not explicitly track it, which is why we have devised ingenious methods to extract and visualize this elus...
Greetings, aspiring cyber warriors. Today we penetrate the digital fortress of the programming world. Our weapon is the innocuous-looking "Hello World" script, which has been quietly unlocking the secrets of the mainframe since before most ...
"The pot calling the kettle black" is the standard rebuke for hypocrisy: you may not criticize others for faults you share. In a society where everyone is a kettle, it may be time to retire the proverb. The ubiquity of contradiction People ...
Gather round, folks. I'm about to share some hard-earned wisdom from the trenches of nicotine withdrawal. My last cigarette is a wisp of smoke and a lingering ash, and payday is a distant mirage. Fear not, my fellow fiends. I have tips. Tip...
Tired of being a rational, empathetic human being? Ever wished you could embrace your inner chaos and bend reality to your whim? Look no further than GoblinLife.org, the world's first mental gym, dedicated to honing your skills in doublethi...
In his latest cultural immersion project, intrepid Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev trades his mankini for a vodka-soaked lab coat in "Borat's Boozy Blitz," a mockumentary that skewers health documentaries and celebrates the questionable jo...
A groundbreaking study conducted by yours truly, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of fine spirits and questionable decisions, has thoroughly debunked the belief that moderate wine consumption is good for you. The research suggests instead that...
Congratulations on your new citizenship! The excitement is understandable, but it's crucial to prepare for the unforeseen, especially if your new home country has a history of conflict or political instability, and especially since it is no...
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